• Sat, Jan 12 2013

The Miss America Drinking Game

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You may already know that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have created a drinking game for tomorrow night’s Golden Globes. It’s pretty good, too!

  • Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink.
  • Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
  • Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything,” drink.
  • Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.
  • Any time they show Judi Dench, take off an article of clothing.
  • Any time Maggie Smith wins, drink.

In honor of tonight’s 2013 Miss America pageant, we’ve created another drinking game.

  • Any time the sexual tension between North and South Dakota becomes palpable, drink.
  • Any time a contestant makes a controversial statement about immigration, marriage equality, prayer in schools, or abortion, drink.
  • Any time someone mentions being an “inspiration,” drink a shot of self-tanner.
  • Whenever someone says the word “scholarship,” drink.
  • Whenever someone cries, drink.
  • Whenever Cheryl Burke makes a snide comment, drink.
  • If the winner is from California, Ohio or Oklahoma (states that have produced six winners each) take two shots.
  • If the winner is from Oregon, North Carolina, Nebraska, Missouri, Kentucky, Indiana, Georgia or Connecticut (states that have only produced one winner each), take one shot
  • If the winner is from a state or territory that has never produced a winner (list here), finish your drink.

    Feel free to add to the rules below!

    [Image via Wikimedia Commons]

  • Share This Post:
    • Megan

      every time Miss America is said take a drink.

    • Cee

      I like this, I like this a lot.

    • JP

      Drink when someone cries, winks, mentions the future, or makes a ‘conservative’ comment, drink.