Last night, we reacted to the Golden Globes red carpet. This morning, we picked up the pieces.
Predictably, there wasn’t much to like on the red carpet and there was even less to remember. Luckily, the fashion disasters came fast and furious: Halle Berry showed her midriff, Alyssa Milano went to prom, and Jennifer Lopez really wanted you to think about her naked.
Let’s have a look at our picks for the top ten worst dressed of the night:
Alyssa Milano‘s tangerineÂ Ports 1961 gownÂ seemed to be the target of unanimous derision.
Rosario DawsonÂ wins for worst peplum inÂ Antonio Berardi. Although we think she looks great in this delicate robin’s egg shade, the dress shortens her dramatically and doesn’t flatter anywhere.
Nicole KidmanÂ in Alexander McQueen. This constricting gown made little sense, but it sure was severe!
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad. Jennifer, please stop. Please go home and put on a real dress. This is fucking ridiculous.
Rosie Huntington-WhiteleyÂ wore Hedi Slimane‘s first go-round for the rebrandedÂ Saint Laurent. The supermodel made little sense in a cravat over a leather cumberbund.
Lea Michele in Elie Saab. It wouldn’t be an awards show without some swath of Lea Michele. Girl, just once do something interesting.
Halle Berry in Atelier Versace. Worst dressed of the whole evening, right?
Thandie Newton in Giles. Newton’s mini was weird, stiff, and unflattering (was it growing on her?) while the powder pink heels made it seem more appropriate for, say, the Grammys. She looked lovely from the neck up, though, like always.
Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier. Klum laid on the cheese in piles of blonde sideswept waves, gold accents, a skintight white dress (with a slit so high it seemed to make her uncomfortable) and still more gold on her feet.
Giuliana Rancic in Celia Kritharioti was awkward and costume-y.
Okay, ladies! Now’s the fun part…
Please vote for your bottom three looks of the evening:
(All photos via Getty)