Red Carpet Rundown: The Worst Dressed At The 70th Annual Golden Globes

Halle Berry wins worst dressed at the golden globe awards 2013

Last night, we reacted to the Golden Globes red carpet. This morning, we picked up the pieces.

Predictably, there wasn’t much to like on the red carpet and there was even less to remember. Luckily, the fashion disasters came fast and furious: Halle Berry showed her midriff, Alyssa Milano went to prom, and Jennifer Lopez really wanted you to think about her naked.

Let’s have a look at our picks for the top ten worst dressed of the night:

Alyssa Milano golden globesAlyssa Milano‘s tangerine Ports 1961 gown seemed to be the target of unanimous derision.

Rosario Dawson golden globes red carpetRosario Dawson wins for worst peplum in Antonio Berardi. Although we think she looks great in this delicate robin’s egg shade, the dress shortens her dramatically and doesn’t flatter anywhere.

Nicole Kidman golden globes dressesNicole Kidman in Alexander McQueen. This constricting gown made little sense, but it sure was severe!

Jennifer Lopez golden globe awards red carpet fashionJennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad. Jennifer, please stop. Please go home and put on a real dress. This is fucking ridiculous.

70th Annual Golden Globe Awards - ArrivalsRosie Huntington-Whiteley wore Hedi Slimane‘s first go-round for the rebranded Saint Laurent. The supermodel made little sense in a cravat over a leather cumberbund.

Lea Michele golden globe awardsLea Michele in Elie Saab. It wouldn’t be an awards show without some swath of Lea Michele. Girl, just once do something interesting.

Halle Berry worst dressed golden globe awardsHalle Berry in Atelier Versace. Worst dressed of the whole evening, right?

Thandie Newton golden globe awardsThandie Newton in Giles. Newton’s mini was weird, stiff, and unflattering (was it growing on her?) while the powder pink heels made it seem more appropriate for, say, the Grammys. She looked lovely from the neck up, though, like always.

Heidi Klum golden globe awards Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier. Klum laid on the cheese in piles of blonde sideswept waves, gold accents, a skintight white dress (with a slit so high it seemed to make her uncomfortable) and still more gold on her feet.

Giuliana Rancic golden globes red carpet Giuliana Rancic in Celia Kritharioti was awkward and costume-y.

Okay, ladies! Now’s the fun part…

Please vote for your bottom three looks of the evening:

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    • Samantha_Escobar

      J Lo’s dress freaks me out because it’s so well-blended into her skin at the top that it looks kind of like she started melting thereafter. Gross/creepy.

    • Caitlin

      Halle’s was by far the worst! There is a lot going on in the design, so the print and color are odd and make the dress far too busy; plus the shimmer in the chiffon makes it look cheap. While the Sari look has been quite popular, this translates 90′s with the midriff sooo exposed. Its also too casual for the Golden Globes. Worst of all, the fit is awful! She looks like shes been tripping over the front hem and the top is too small, causing it to ride up. Not to mention her bodice is cutting one of her breasts in half, while making the other look larger and droopier than it is.
      She is SOO beautiful and has the most amazing skin tone and figure… but she constantly chooses gowns that aren’t flattering, and I feel like I’ve seen her in the same, sheer midriff dresses since 1998.

      I can understand an out there color, a strange print, crazy design or something costumey. I can excuse wearing basically the same dress to every event. Its reasonable that some designs, colors turn out to be less flattering than you expected. But something that doesn’t fit… completely inexcusable. A beautiful dress can look like crap if it doesn’t fit!

    • lucygoosey74

      Halle Berry’s dress is a vomit colored disaster. Honestly, I would really like to know what she was thinking when she decided to wear that. Now I actually like Alyssa Milano’s dress, or I should say that I would like it if it was actually tailored to fit her properly. Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s dress is horrible but she is so fucking beautiful I don’t even care what she’s dressed in. She could wear a flour sack and look gorgeous!

    • http://twitter.com/KathrynDyan Katy Hearne

      Can we please just talk about the lady standing BEHIND Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? Is she wearing full on leopard print dress with a matching tiara? Fuck yes, she is. #bestfriend #rolemodel

      • Cee

        Hah yes!

      • quasardrake

        Oh, I thought you were going to talk about the woman dressed in the purple disaster on the other side. The color and incredibly poor fit make that poor woman look like she is wearing a grape costume. by far the worst dress/fit of any of the dresses I saw in any of the photos. The old(er) lady in the leopard print, OTOH, reminded me of Ruth Gordon in “Rosemary’s Baby”, for some reason, which I found quite amusing, so I’d give her a pass. J-lo though is trying to hard to channel Marilyn Monroe; those “nude” effect gowns are just so inappropriate and as someone else noted, kinda creepy too.

    • Jenny Lopze

      Jennifer Lopez is really the worst one
      ever. Such a disaster! However, all of the jewelry they wore, like clip on earrings and bracelets look better than their dress. Just personal opinions.