Ironically, she is wearing more clothing here than anywhere else, which makes me wonder about her rating system.
Good point comment: "Rated pg 13 in 2013"
Ella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay...
Weird comment: "Butt tatto yum"
This feels very "Baby Spice at the beach."
Stupid comment: "You used to be so gorgeous. Idk what happened :( "
No matter how gorgeous somebody is, when that facial expression is made, I feel like I am about to be told to "rub the lotion on its skin."*
*Yes, I watched Silence of the Lambs recently, I apologize for the multiple references.
Weird comment: Mine, obvs.
Ironically, she is wearing more clothing here than anywhere else, which makes me wonder about her rating system.
Good point comment: "Rated pg 13 in 2013"
I know this would normally be considered the most boring one, but it's my favorite, perhaps in part because it's comparatively the most unique one of the bunch.
Weird comment: "I love how she doesn't have a big, nasty ass and ppl still find her sexy."
...and right back to normal.
Passive aggressive comment: "Only your voice is something which can be appreciated"
And so begins the boob shielding.
Comment that will obviously be taken into account: "I think it's a beautiful shot, but something doesn't look right with the 'complex' font at the top! It looks tacky compared to the rest of the image!! Xx"
All I can think about is how uncomfortable that bra looks.
Weird comment: "I love you baby! I feel like u talking to me when i watch ur videos babyyy ..."
Well, at least you know what one is, I guess. Then again, if I were Rihanna, I would probably be running around having people snap awesome NSFW photos of me, too. Throwing rocks in half-naked houses and whatnot.
Weird comment: "Hope she dont ever need heart surgery its gonna fuk up that nice tat I almost got one in the same spot"
As somebody who spends the majority of her working life on a computer, I can tell you that this is not a sustainable position, no matter how ridiculous awesome it looks.
Weird comment: "When I'm behind u you lose focus"
She's so NSFW, she put NSFW photos in her NSFW photo so you can gasp while you gasp.
Weird comment: "Lol I gotta track this bitch down"
Ugh, what did I say about collages, Riri?
Weird/sad comment: "!!! I would die if you just liked a single pic of mine.. Lol"
Oh, okay. We get it now. All the other photos were just a rouse, this is what we're supposed to be looking at.
Grammatically incorrect weird comment: "you're asking for it won't you?"
