• Fri, Jan 18 2013

Someone Made A Pornographic ‘Parody’ Of Spongebob Squarepants

Here is something that is not okay.

As if the discontinuation of the most bourgeois of the American Girl dolls didn’t ruin enough people’s childhoods today, word has just gotten out that someone made an XXX parody of children’s cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Title: Spongeknob Squarenuts, naturally.

As you can see in the SFW preview above, Spongeknob lives in a vibrator under the sea, where he is so “horny and dirty” he even tried to hump the old sailor who sings his theme song. He encounters some type of underwater space babe (played by the illustrious Skin Diamond), who, after very little convincing, agrees to bear his “sponge babies.” And that’s all they can show us on Youtube.

I have to wonder what kind of market exists for this, as unlike the characters in production house WoodRocket‘s other porn “parodies” like Cheers and Seinfeld, Spongeknob is not even recognizably human. Is this for people who have a kinky attraction to the cartoons that raised them in lieu of their parents, or is it purely for novelty purposes? Did they make Spongeknob’s genitalia all neon and horrifying, or did they use a softer touch? Wouldn’t all that yellow body paint give his co-star a yeast infection?

I like sleeping at night, so I’m probably not going to watch it to find out. However, I do have to give them props for their creative use of “lust” in the phrase “if weird yellow sex is something you lust.” I lust you, WoodRocket.

(Via Gawker)

 

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  • Eve

    That’s not an underwater space babe, that’s Sandy Cheeks! She’s a squirrel from Texas who lives underwater to conduct scientific studies.