The Sundance Film Festival is currently underway in Park City, Utah, which means one thing: fringe celebrities coming out of the fucking woodwork. Yes, rather than being a celebration ofÂ independentÂ filmmaking as it was originally intended, the Festival has really become a place for marginally famous people to pose next to branded objects so they can take gobs of those objects home for free.
And their queen? Their queen is Phoebe Price.
Price is a self-described model, actress and, dunno, “strong woman” maybe, but she’s become a tiny bit famous for getting (paying?) paparazzi to follow her around Southern California all day and wearing crazy shit on the red carpet.
Sundance, though, is a very special animal to Phoebe Price. The long snowy expanses of Park City are like their own particularly cold red carpet, with a giant pot of Apple products and spa services on the other side. Let’s revel in this together.
Sorry we said “10 Incredible Photos of Phoebe Price at Sundance” when we really meant “10 bizarre, kind of surreal but mostly humiliating photos of Phoebe Price at Sundance.” That headline would have been too long.
Also. She coordinated outfits with her purse dog.
We take solace in knowing that Phoebe Price isn’t horrible enough to get her purse dog matching garter tights.
We’ve never seen a tiny yappy dog look like too proud for what’s going on around it.
That dog eats its own shit and knows this is ignoble.
Was she the only one in the Nintendo suite?
Oh, man! For a second there, we totally thought she was on the slopes. Now that’s acting.
The implication here is that her little dog checked out because it actually had too much self-respect to pose for a photo with a fucking Wii pillow.
And a Wii tarp?
Why yes, yes that is a hat in the style of a cow.
The look on the background woman’s face is priceless.
(All photos via Wenn)