The first picture of Season 6 Mad Men is out on AMC. We have to make predictions immediately now. I have decided to make only extremely accurate predictions, because I will derive great pleasure in being right.
My second prediction is that Betty is not overweight anymore! Because, again, look! Well, that makes sense. My second and a half prediction is that Betty has developed a cocaine addiction because it is almost the 70′s, but honestly, I think that is a long shot. My second and three quarters prediction is that Roger has a drug problem, now. That’s not really in the picture, but I feel like it is implied.
My third prediction is that Sally is almost a grown up, and thus qualifies as one of the women on the show, not just a small child with a speaking role.
My fourth prediction is that Glenn, the kid Sally dates, will die in Vietnam. Or Joan’s ex-husband. I want to keep this a proper prediction and not some manner of half prediction, and I think we can be pretty sure that SOMEONE is gong to die in Vietnam.
Picture via AMC via Huffington Post