Wed Bed Dead: Episode 3, Robots

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Welcome to episode three of our new web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the (potentially extremely sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and popular games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, they’re discussing famous robots: The Terminator, C-3PO and (somewhat controversially) Blade Runner‘s Decker. Ahead, they argue the best reasons to marry 3PO (even though he’s annoying) and discuss why–if he’s a replicant–Decker should totally be one of the pleasure models.

Thats all for now, folks–tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes of Wed Bed Dead… and don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

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    • Sean

      I tried clicking the link and it says the video is private?

    • Erin

      Tried to watch but it says the video is private…

    • anna

      private private. private! I’m sad i even paused simon and garfunkel for this

      • Jennifer Wright

        I am sorry too! It is okay now.

    • Candace

      Works now.

      Also, Ashley’s bangs have arrived!

    • Sean

      Ok, now that I’ve seen the video I agree with you both.

      1. The only option for C3-PO is marry. You’re not having sex with him, and killing him is akin to kicking a puppy.
      2. Decker may or may not be a replicant, but the replicants aren’t robots per se. They’re engineered, assembled organics. All flesh, and fully capable of sex. Go ahead and plow a replicant like a cornfield until you get tired of them, or their two years is up.
      3. The T-101 (Arnie) terminators have no personality, and although they have bloodflow, do not have the hormones or desire for sex, so while they’d be useful if you needed to move a couch, or if your car is stuck in a ditch, or if you’re being chased by an evil terminator, that’s pretty much it.

      • Ashley Cardiff

        I strongly endorse this comment.

    • Alle

      I totally agree with you guys.

      Wed C3 (because he’s polite and also SHINY, which is all I want in a husband), fuck Harrison Ford in whatever role he’s playing, forever, kill Terminator (taken apart and turned into a refrigerator).

    • Sarah Pezzat

      Can the next episode be James Cameron, George Lucas, Ridley Scott?