Things Some People Say About February

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If you’ve been hearing people asking that question this year, here’s why not.

“We have a Groundhog‘s Day, so why don’t we have a White Person’s Day?”

“We have a Valentine‘s Day, so why don’t we have a Whiteentine’s Day?”

“We have Mardis Gras, so why don’t we have a Fat White Person’s Tuesday?”

“We have Ash Wednesday, so why don’t we have a White Person’s Wednesday?”

“We have Purim, so why don’t we have White Purim?”

“We have Presidents’ Day, so why don’t we have White Presidents’ Day?”

“We have a Super Bowl, so why don’t we have a Super White Bowl?”

“We have a Marfan Syndrome Awareness Month, so why don’t we have a White Syndrome Awareness Month?”

“We have the Westminster Dog Show, so why don’t we have a Westminster Whites Show?”

“We have Lupercalia, so why don’t we have Whitercalia?”

“We have Kyoto Protocol Day, so why don’t we have White Kyoto Protocol Day?”

“We have National Pancake Week, so why don’t we have White National Pancake Week?”

“We have Candlemas, so why don’t we have White Candlemas?”

“We have Tu B’Shvat, so why don’t we have White Tu B’Shvat?”

“We have Chinese New Year, so why don’t we have White Chinese New Year?”

“We have a Leap Year, so why don’t we have a White Leap Year?”

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    • Nikola

      Better question to ask? What is the best way to celebrate Black History month? Because I can totally understand why there is one, and but I think we need better instructions on what to do with it. (obviously promoting equality, but in a real life, making a real difference, kind of way)