What Happens After You Take Your Revenge

Blue Cantrell, “Hit ‘Em Up Style”

Revenge: “Can’t believe that I caught my man cheatin’/So I found another way to make him pay for it all/So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree/And on the way I grabbed Soley and Mia/And as the cash box rang I thought everything away.”
Criminal offenses: Identity theft, larceny, credit card fraud, destruction of property.

Carrie Underwood, “Before He Cheats”

Revenge: “I dug my key into the side/Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive/Carved my name into his leather seats/I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights/Slashed a hole in all four tires.”
Criminal offenses: Malicious destruction of property, vandalism

Jazmine Sullivan, “Bust Your Windows”

Revenge: “I bust the windows out your car/You know I did it ‘cause I left my mark/Wrote my initials with a crowbar/And then I drove off into the dark.”
Criminal offenses: Malicious destruction of property, vandalism, grand theft auto

Ashton Shepard, “Look It Up”

Revenge: Selling the cheater’s belongings in an unlicensed yard sale.
Criminal offenses: Possession of stolen goods, fencing

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    • Eve

      Haha. These cheating-revenge songs always gross me out. Yes, cheating is shitty, but unless he gave you a disease, destroying his property is not remotely justifiable. In the Carrie Underwood song, all the guy is doing is playing pool and singing karaoke with a girl, for pete’s sake!