Wait. They're happy without you? And you're staring at it via your computer screen? No thanks.
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Isn't it though? It's just as bad as "golf," or "moist," or "panties." Or even worse, "golfing and stalking in moist panties."
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Wait. They're happy without you? And you're staring at it via your computer screen? No thanks.
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Do you know how awesome it feels to use the Internet for its actual purpose instead of stalking? It's amazing! You feel so fucking mature, you even start thinking you might Google what exactly a 401k is and where you can buy one.
Seriously; you have. Everyday that you got out of bed, functioned, laughed with your friends, or fell over in a new pair of heels... you have.
Do you see this pug? Do you know how that pug feels? Like he's lost his shit and he's going to bite his equally cute brother's leg later. No one likes to feel that way.
If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the people in your life. Do you know how sick they are of you crying every time you see a photo of your ex and their new love doing something moderately exciting? Pull it together, kid.
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If they had, you probably wouldn't have broken up in the first place.
You will. Everyone is missed at some point; everyone misses the "us" they used to be even if it's just for a minute or two.
Shopping, starting a blog, downloading music, watching My So-Called Life streaming on Netflix for hours at a time -- the possibilities are endless now that you freed up so much of your time!
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And because you sat in a Paris café eating macarons while writing this... need I say more?
