Oh, hey, looks like it’s still awards season. The 2013 Oscars are coming up, PS! This means the Academy trots out all of its sparkliest members for the annual Academy Awards luncheon, which took place this weekend and, indeed, involved much sparkle.
Let’s take a look at what these fancy Oscar nominees wore, shall we?
Jennifer Lawrence got eaten by her tanning bed, but you already knew that.
It’s Hushpuppy! Oh, man. She is so cute.
…Her real name isÂ QuvenzhanĂ©Â Wallis, which is hard to spell.
The only person cuter than Hushpuppy isÂ Christoph Waltz. He is cuter than all people.
Did you guys see The Sessions? It’s kind of shocking what amazing shape Helen Hunt is in. Her taupe dress doesn’t really highlight that fact in the crazy way it deserves, but we know it’s there.
This is director/writer/actorÂ John Gatins. He’s nominated for writing Flight, the Denzel Washington movie where coke makes you awesome.
These are his Christian Louboutins:
Coke would make these shoes awesome, too.
People are speculating thatÂ Anne Hathaway is pregnant, despite absolutely no real indication. That’s the narrative, we guess: get married, get an Oscar, have a baby. :(
Nice shoes, though.
How amazing hasÂ Naomi Watts been looking lately? She’s been dressed fantastically and she’s radiantly beautiful. Look at this great neckline on her. And her hair is actually glowing.
…Wish she had Anne Hathaway’s shoes, though.
This isÂ Joaquin Phoenix and his also-an-actor sister, Rain. He looks approximately how he cares about this luncheon.
This is no good, Amy Adams. The heavy (velvet?) fabric, the neckline, the hem, the totally unnecessary and bulky pockets. We appreciate the slight sheerness as a means to make it a little airier, but then those dumb clodhoppers weigh it right back down again.
Our thing for Jessica Chastain is becomingÂ untenable. This look isn’t her best but… come on. She is frighteningly pretty.
(All photos via Wenn)