What Your Favorite Monopoly Piece Says About You

monopoly cat

Are you a car or a top hat? The token you chose as a child while playing Monopoly determines everything about your chances for happiness. If you chose the iron piece, you are dead now, and have been replaced by a cat. So I guess you are not very happy.

The Week laments:

Come on, internet! A cat? As if we weren’t inundated with enough cats already? What’s next? Replacing the thimble with a tiny, alloyed Justin Bieber?

This is the crowdsourcing version of a company market-testing a name for a professional sports team. You end up with the generic (the Heat, the Thunder) instead of the peculiar and unique (the Knicks, the Red Sox).

And while the iron has always been a tad inexplicable (Were you a housewife from the 50s? Steaming the competition?), it at least had the virtue of being a classic. In fact, it was a member of the original six metal tokens introduced in 1937, surviving purges in later years that killed the cannon.

Well. It was bound to happen. I am sorry. I am sorry, iron men.

iron man

I will miss you.

Monopoly graphics via Parker Bros via The First Novels Club

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    • Sean

      Wait, what about the little man on a bucking horse? Was that a later addition?

    • Eileen

      Once again, your weird little which-one-are-you things was perfectly right! (Top hat)

      • Lauren

        Yup! I’m a top hat too. How does she do this?! She must be some kind of wizard.

    • ScottieDog

      My mom was the iron. She hates cats. She is not impressed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cheryl-Upshaw/682026984 Cheryl Upshaw

      I always put the tophat on the thimble. Because it fits perfectly and makes the thimble look dashing.