Today the Daily Mail discovered that Cara Delevinge – who is eating all the big macs, all the time – is a “bad influence” on her friend Rita Ora. They ponder “Is fast food loving loving Cara Delevingne a bad influence on her best friend? Rita Ora admits to gorging on Big Macs. Not a good “star diet.”
I mean, I really do think it is ridiculous that every time anyone profiles a star she is obligated to gorge on a big mac. Maybe I’m just upset because I cannot eat big macs and look like Cara Delevinge, but I don’t think that’s what stars actually eat all the time. I object to those endless pictures and descriptions because I am pretty sure they are not an accurate representation of the star’s habits.
However, it made me wonder what a good “star diet” is. I have some thoughts.
- The blood of your enemies
- Kale and Placenta and the blood of your enemies
- Water that is not Perrier, just normal water, like humans drinks
- Water with electrolytes, special water, that stars drink
- Big macs, apparently
Picture via @Caradelevingne