The 2013 Grammy Awards took place last night and few Grammys ceremonies have ever presented us with so many genuinely god awful dresses. While looking through our colleague Samantha’s fantasticÂ live coverage of the red carpet last night, we realized two things: 1) Sam is a lot more generous than us and 2) there’s no fucking way anyone can make a reasonable best dressed list out of this caravan of nightmares.
So, we decided to reframe our usual awards ceremony post-mortem best dressed list as, simply, The Least Offensive Dressed. Let’s try our best.
When we first saw Alexa Chung‘s look we figured it would land on today’s worst dressed list–”That’s way too precious,” we thought–but now that the dust has settled, Chung makes a comfortable claim to the Least Offensive list.
Carrie UnderwoodÂ full on stepped out of an episode of Dynasty which, by this morning’s standards, is entirely okay.
We never thought this day would come. Giuliana Rancic, one of our all-time least favorite red carpet fixtures (and all one color, no less) has not landed on the worst dressed list.Â It will be hard to recover from this.
Well, that physically hurt us. Onto the Worst Dressed!
(All photos via Getty)