As we previously whined, coming up with a Best Dressed list from last night’s Grammys ceremony was like squeezing water from a goddamn stone.
Which brings us to the embarrassment of riches that is constructing a Worst Dressed list. We couldn’t even keep it to the standard ten! The 2013 Grammy Awards had to be one of the ugliest red carpets in recent memory… and ugly in so, so many ways.
We can count on Taylor Swift for two things: wearing a stupid white dress and shamelessly exploiting her personal life for public gain. She delivered on both fronts last night, with special marks in the former category.
…The hair, probably.
Yes, definitely the hair.
We first hesitated at including Adele–we have so much good will toward Adele!–but then we saw the photo op with Chris Brown so… no remorse.
Last night’s outfit–hair, face, dress–was inspired by corn silk.
Esperanza Spalding is responsible for one of our favorite red carpet looks in recent memory. This one, however, she should have left to Tilda Swinton.
Although we do love dinosaurs.
Remember how Jennifer Lopez wore that green Versace dress to the Grammys a long time ago and everyone freaked out and she broke Google? And then, how at the next year’s ceremony, Toni Braxton tried to one-up Jennifer Lopez by wearing strips of white fabric but, rather than causing a splash, just looked really, really desperate?
Last night, Jennifer Lopez Toni Braxton’ed Angelina Jolie.
And the circle of life is complete!
(All photos via Getty)