News For Bitches: Sexy Anne of Green Gables and Sally Jewell

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A lot of stuff happened this week, though I know the internet seems to think only the Grammys happened. Fortunately News For Bitches is here, as usual, to remind us what a crazy-ass world we live in.

For example, Anne of Green Gables’ sexy makeover. Has anyone figured out why that happened? I vomit thinking it might be a “sex sells” angle on a book for young girls, but that’s my only guess as to an explanation. Though, I don’t understand why she couldn’y have at least been a sexy red head.

Speaking of “sex sells,” this week President Obama nominated Sally Jewell, the chief executive of outdoor clothing brand REI, to be his Interior Secretary. Must be those irresistible puffy vests. (Or his opinion that she’ll “restore balance” to the Interior Department, sure.)

Anyway, check out the video and see what Mikala has to say about all these things, as well as some new info on the world’s oldest bird and gun ownership in Congress.

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    • Candace

      What species of bird can live to be 62???