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"Will you keep your mouth shut if we lose a couple of girls to shark attacks?"
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Women are expendable! Feeding frenzy time!
"How naked do you see yourself in five years?"
401k nude, preferably.
"Have you dated Charlie Sheen?"
Because all models are the same. Get it, Angel?
"Are you willing to kiss a tubby guy for a Super Bowl commercial?"
Because making fun of overweight people and calling pretty women stupid is the best for livening up a career!
"Can you provide your own beach towel?"
I think I missed the punchline here.
"Will you keep your mouth shut if we lose a couple of girls to shark attacks?"
Women are expendable! Feeding frenzy time!
"Please list your three most recent employers' measurements?"
Her face fills with deadened, feigned surprise.
"Have you ever used any post-enhancing drugs?"
Wait, is this a Photoshop joke?
"Are you willing to visit the elderly at his late night talk show?"
Will there be cookies? If not, no.
"How would Brent Musburger describe you?"
Probably the same as Miss Alabama because obviously all pretty women are the same.
"Where's the strangest place you've found sand?"
In my shoes. Sand doesn't belong in shoes. It belongs on the beach.
