Hello there, Gloss fans!Â Welcome to episode five of ourÂ our extremely excellent web seriesÂ Wed Bed Dead, in which editorsÂ Jennifer WrightÂ andÂ Ashley CardiffÂ must decide the (potentially very sexy) fate of three chosen bachelors. The show is a live action spin-off of theirÂ longrunning and delightful games ofÂ Fuck Marry KillÂ here onÂ The Gloss.
This week, they’re honoring the much-maligned date of February 14th–otherwise known as Valentine’s Day–with a very special episode of Wed Bed Dead: romantic leads. They’ll be playing with Llyod Dobler (played byÂ John Cusack) of Say Anything, Edward Lewis (played by Richard Gere) of Pretty Woman and Noah (played by Ryan Gosling) of The Notebook.Â The original idea was to do romantic comedies, but 1) they couldn’t name very many they’d both seen and this shit is all done on the fly anyway and 2) they both think The Notebook is hilarious.
Ahead, they discuss how to trick Noah into building you a house, how to destroy Llyod Dobler pyschologically (and therefore feel super important!) and the original, darker ending of Pretty Woman, which culminates in a forcible ejection from a moving vehicle:
Thats all for now, folksâ€“tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes ofÂ Wed Bed Deadâ€¦ and donâ€™t forget to subscribe toÂ our YouTube channel.
Seriously. Don’t forget.