Welcome To Your Perfect Valentine’s Day Pity Party!

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    • CMJ

      This morning, as I was leaving for work, my husband mumbled (from the coziness of the bed), “Happy V-Day..Happy Hallmark Holiday….Happy Vagina Day.” And this is why I love him.

    • Sean

      I’ve been having a great day today…because of the glut of Harlem Shake videos on YouTube. It’s idiotic, but they just make me so happy.

    • Candace

      Oh. My. God. Why has it never occurred to me to day drink on Valentine’s Day???
      New plan.
      You are a genius. Happy Valengin’s Day!

      • Amanda Chatel

        New plans really are the best.

    • Katrina Mahlon

      No more disappointments! This year I am grabbing my “other” and heading to a V-Day event… dancing the night away, shaking the world all to end gender based violence… now that’s a V-day celebration! here’s some info I found… http://www.womenyoushouldknow.net/v-day-one-billion-rising-strike-dance-and-rise/

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      IT’SA A MEEEE <3 Also, I haven't left my bed and I am eating macarons.

      • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

        Also also I need to stop letting people take photos of me drunk.

      • Amanda Chatel

        Yeah, I don’t even remember posing for that photo. But I do know we brought the guys who took it home! Ugh.

    • Tania

      Today is just a day where I am at work. But tomorrow will be… another day where I am at work, but which will consist of on-sale chocolate in heart-shaped boxes AFTER work!

      And definitely no drunk-texting exes. Numbers are deleted from the phone and from old texts, so no risks. I WILL BE STRONG.

    • kj

      Ugh. So today I was all like, yeah! I’m good. I’m not going to think about my deported boyfriend and the hideous, unholy disaster that is currently my love life! I will eat some chocolate, and be cool and enjoy my long weekend! I was all good naturedly checking my Facebook and admiring the giant piles of gifts everyone was giving each other…..

      And I then I saw THIS fucking thing, and I started bawling and couldn’t stop for like, half an hour. Totally ridiculous. Fucking GPS Valentine. Fuck. Who does that?! Look how cute they are! FUCKING HELL fuck. Bawling again. Fuck you, GPS Valentine. You have killed my heart. Surely no one will ever bike out a valentine for me, and my life has no meaning.

      And that has been my evening.

      • Amanda Chatel

        Stop, kj! We don’t know for a fact that someone won’t bike out a valentine for you! So quit it.

        But yeah, that couple is ridiculously cute. I’d say I hate them, but I don’t hate anyone lately. xo.