Please join the latest Twitter game that combines the pain and complexity of the human experience with jokes about mutton, New Lays Flavors. Some of them are specific and vivid:
A Whole Thing Of Cotton Candy That Has Been Dropped In The Sea #NewLaysFlavors
— Calamity Jon (@calamityjon) February 19, 2013
The Last Half-Sandwich That’s Been In The Break Room All Afternoon #NewLaysFlavors
— Ken Lowery (@kenlowery) February 19, 2013
Dialing a Number Very Very Carefully And Yet Screwing Up The Final Digit Anyway #NewLaysFlavors
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) February 19, 2013
Bonnie Tyler’s Hair in the Total Eclipse of the Heart Video #NewLaysFlavors
— Andrew Otis Weiss (@ThatWeissGuy) February 19, 2013
Cigarettes and Milk first thing in the morning #NewLaysFlavors
— Rusty Shackles (@rusty_shackles) February 19, 2013
Some of them are achingly sad:
Regret #NewLaysFlavors
— Tim Nichols (@timegan2) February 19, 2013
#NewLaysFlavors the infinite heaviness of the pressure to become successful by other people’s standards in this society
— ♟ ʟɪʟ cнōvʏ ♟ (@danchovy) February 19, 2013
The Taste Of French Fries You Ate Solemnly While Your Parents Argued About Child Support At The McDonalds Off The Interstate #NewLaysFlavors
— Calamity Jon (@calamityjon) February 19, 2013
#NewLaysFlavors crying while watching the news
— kitten mischief (@kitten_mischief) February 19, 2013
Some of them are sinister:
Birds Just Circling, Endlessly Circling, What Could They Want, Does It Mean Something? #NewLaysFlavors
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) February 19, 2013
A Secret Written On A Torn-Off Piece Of Envelope And Placed On Your Tongue By The Hooded Man Who Abducted You #NewLaysFlavors
— Calamity Jon (@calamityjon) February 19, 2013
Humans, but don’t worry, its no one you know. #NewLaysFlavors
— Dan Julian (@DanicusRex) February 19, 2013
The taste in your mouth when a policeman comes to the door at 3 AM to tell you your mother is dead. #NewLaysFlavors
— Andrew Otis Weiss (@ThatWeissGuy) February 19, 2013
Some of them defy categorization:
I Want To Tell You About The Differences Between The Justice League and the Justice Society #NewLaysFlavors
— Christopher Bird (@mightygodking) February 19, 2013
Mutton, But Hang On, It’s REALLY GOOD Mutton, As Mutton Goes #NewLaysFlavors
— Dave Lartigue (@daveexmachina) February 19, 2013
For those of you still at work, please join in and submit your own immediately; for those of you who do not enjoy Twitter games, please discuss whether or not you think the letter in Dear Prudence today about the man who found out he and his wife were both products of the same sperm donor is real or not, and if it is real whether he should tell her (I say no. They already have children together. What’s done is done. But then again, I can’t imagine living with that knowledge alone for the rest of my life, either. I don’t know).
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