Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our our excellent web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.
This week, they’re discussing famous ghosts (apropos of nothing): Beetlejuice, Casper and the titular ghost from Ghost played by Patrick Swayze. What, they wonder, would a marriage to Beetlejuice be like–could Ashley’s goth inclinations overcome those hideous teeth? Moreover, could Jennifer’s desire for a cute butler be fulfilled by responsible, dependable Casper?
Also, can you fuck Casper? Does he have a body?
…Isn’t he a child?
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