Hello there,Â GlossÂ fans!Â Welcome to this week’s episode of ourÂ our excellent web seriesÂ Wed Bed Dead, in which editorsÂ Jennifer WrightÂ andÂ Ashley CardiffÂ must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies). The show is a live action spin-off of theirÂ longrunning and delightful games ofÂ Fuck Marry KillÂ here onÂ The Gloss.
This week, they’re discussing famous ghosts (apropos of nothing):Â Beetlejuice, Casper and the titular ghost from Ghost played by Patrick Swayze. What, they wonder, would a marriage to Beetlejuice be like–could Ashley’s gothÂ inclinationsÂ overcome those hideous teeth? Moreover, could Jennifer’s desire for a cute butler be fulfilled by responsible, dependable Casper?
Also, can you fuck Casper? Does he have a body?
…Isn’t he a child?
Tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes ofÂ Wed Bed Deadâ€¦ and donâ€™t forget to subscribe toÂ our YouTube channel.
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