• Fri, Feb 22 2013

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian Wears Literally The Ugliest Item Ever — Peplum Pants

Kim Kardashian is bad at fashion. There, we said it. There are occasions wherein she looks normal — well, relatively — but those are few and far between. Typically, she simply sets the bar for “bad.” Lo and behold, she has done it again. This time, it was by wearing the worst peplum I have ever seen.

Peplums, however popular they still manage to be and whatever runways they continue clinging to, are my least favorite trend. I think they are universally unflattering and always look stupid; they looked bad when they first became popularized in the early twentieth century and they look terrible now. I hate them, and I wish they would just go away. Unfortunately, people keep wearing them, and Kim has found yet another way to do it: peplum pants.

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Not only are they the most unflattering piece of clothing I have ever seen with regard to structure, they are also satin. And patterned. They are the worst, and I am disgusted by the fact that people might somehow see peplum pants as a viable option to build upon. Fortunately, designers don’t care what Kim Kardashian is wearing and do not want her wearing their clothes anyway, so I have a feeling we are safe from this becoming a trend.

They also look uncomfortably tight. I’m by no means body snarking her, but I do think that these appear to be at least a size too small — particularly when you consider she’s pregnant and added pressure is likely not exactly enjoyable. Then again, as Huffington Post pointed out, she recently told Du Jour: “I think because I have big boobs it could make me look heavier if I don’t, like, show off my waist or something, so I just have kind of learned to dress one way only.” And that way is poorly.

I MEAN REALLY.

I MEAN REALLY.

No matter, I am still pissed about this outfit. I am pissed at peplums, and I am pissed at whomever designed these hideous pants. Hrrrrmph.

Photos: WENN.com

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  • LaLa

    10-1 Kanye designed them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      Their madness will never cease!

  • Katie

    Thanks guys, just when I was getting over my insomnia you have to post these pictures. Now I will never be able to sleep!

  • BriannaW

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one in the world who hates peplum with this much passion and fervor.
    Also, someone needs to tell Kim that there’s NOTHING wrong with going up a size. Particularly if you are growing another human inside of you.

  • Julz

    It’s not that bad, relax..maybe she’s not thinking straight with all her preggo hormones lol. She should take tips from Kourtney she dressed so nicely for her pregnant figure.

  • Fabe;

    Oh, God. I’m getting the impression that she’s trying to look at tiny as ever, despite being pregnant? & is unaware of the effect that this style of dress is actually having?

    Just starting wearing your maternity clothes, Kim. You have a baby in you, after all!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      I think maternity clothes are absurdly comfortable, I feel like I would use any excuse — particularly, uh, being pregnant and whatnot — to wear them!

  • http://profiles.google.com/richlehmann711 Rich Lehmann

    Samantha Escobar does not know how to literally use the word literally. Go buy a dictionary. You write like a 12 year old girl from the Valley.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      Actually, literally can be used if you think that it’s an accurate description. Sorry, sugar. It would be one thing if I said “those pants literally suck,” but saying they are “literally the worst” isn’t a misuse. Lo siento!

      Also, chill out, dude. [/sarcasm]