• Fri, Feb 22 2013

10 Ways To Murder Your Raging Sex Drive, You Fiends

murder your sex driveHaving a raging sex drive is no fun. Not only do you want to fuck all the time, but you want to fuck all the fucking time. You want quickies, longies and everything in between. You want orgasms on a level so greedy that it’s all you think about morning, noon, night and whatever else comes in between. While I’m not going as far as to delve into the sex addiction category, I am saying that having a high sex drive can be a real pain in the ass. (Pun!)

As it is with increasing a libido, you can also decrease it as well. Hell, you can even kill sex drive with just a few handy tricks. It’s not hard, it just takes commitment to the cause.

So, my lovely sex-obsessed fiends, think of your sex drive as a wasp, and me the Raid coming at you at full speed. After this, your sexual desire will need a body bag.

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  • Sean

    Why oh god why did you have to include a picture from Human Centipede!?!?!?

    I’m off to go cry in the corner now. The thoughts…the horrible memories…they were gone…

    • Amanda Chatel

      I never saw it! I knew it was awful, but my god… those photos I came across… I was crying, too.

      But it totally killed your sex drive, didn’t it?

    • Sean

      Yes. It was more effective than the time I walked in on my parents.

      Btw don’t see that movie. The wikipedia entry is horrifying enough.

  • S.

    Soy is evil. I have higher estrogen levels so my skin is usually so nice and glowy, but when I have soy I have too much estrogen and my skin breaks out. Also soy makes my boobs too big, so it is an evil thing which masquerades as an innocent health food.