Let’s Look At The Oscar 2013 Celebrity Manicures

The Silver Linings Playbook star was wearing $2 million worth of diamonds, some of which were on her hands. Also, red nails!

She can wear blue nails, because she is a beautiful alien from another planet.

She looked so lovely in Miu Miu, which was topped off by this ladylike manicure.

Pretty metallics! Harry Winston bracelet! Words! Excitement!

Honorable mention because, by far the saddest moment of this whole process was when Catherine Zeta Jones asked to use the mani-cam - THE ONLY STAR WHO HAS EVER ASKED - and they just ignored her. Then Michael Douglas kind of patted her shoulders and pulled her away.

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I really just want them to look like Jacki Weaver's.