There are two kinds of people [who have Twitter accounts] in this world: those who enjoy live-tweeting Big Events like the Oscars and the Superbowl, and those who do not. Here, a breakdown of the major parties and their platforms.
The Fer-Its
Oscars!!!!! Gotdamn my livetweeting gonna be on most hard, sorry in advance
— megan roten (@meg_or_megan) February 24, 2013
Heads up to followers on both Twitter & Facebook: I’ll be livetweeting the #Oscars tonight. Apologies in advance for Twitspam.
— Myrna ♥ (@SoapboxingGeek) February 24, 2013
Today I’ll be livetweeting the Oscars and the red carpet so unfollow me now
— Jackson Dillinger (@Jaxxxxxxon_dude) February 24, 2013
heads up i will be livetweeting the oscars tonight so if you don’t want to see angry capslock then that’s too damn bad
— fiona (@lesliegropes) February 24, 2013
I’m livetweeting the oscars tonight ooooooo I haven’t livetweeted since the superbowl im excited
— Rosemary Spinelli (@rosespinelli) February 24, 2013
Don’t think the fact that “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” is the only movie I saw last year will keep me from livetweeting the Oscars
— Jacob (@ohholybutt) February 24, 2013
Just a heads up that I will probably be livetweeting the Oscars tonight. #youvebeenwarned
— Amanda (@hoggiesandwich) February 24, 2013
Today I will be staying indoors in my pjsand livetweeting the #Oscars and I couldn’t be happier. Block me if you must. You’ve been warned.
— Tara C (@tarabeara89) February 24, 2013
The Agin’-Its
As a gift to all my followers, I will not be livetweeting the Oscars.
— Brittany Johnson (@brittanymelj) February 24, 2013
Hey everybody. Just a heads up that I will NOT be livetweeting the Oscars tonight. You are very welcome.
— Evan Saathoff (@Sam_Strange) February 24, 2013
I’m going to be livetweeting the Oscars if by that you mean staying the fuck of twitter for 12 hours while I organize my board games
— BETAMAX SUPLEX (@CIVIC_TV) February 24, 2013
The Straddlers
Tonight I’ll be livetweeting all of the people who feel the need to point out they’ll be livetweeting something other than the Oscars.
— Kevin (@5by5kevin) February 24, 2013
ARE WE LIVETWEETING THE ACADEMY AWARDS TONIGHT???
— amelia (@unicornzayn) February 24, 2013
I don’t wanna lose followers so no more Livetweeting unless its dire
— ur embarrasin me (@horwank) February 24, 2013
Please make your choice and defend it with your life in the comments.
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