• Tue, Feb 26 2013

Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Evidence Of A High Level Illuminati Conspiracy Involving Barack Obama

If you thought the most evil thing going on on Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover was the fact that she almost froze to death for it, think again. As anyone with an open mind can see, it is evidence of an illuminati conspiracy theory that goes straight to the top.

In a video one observant man posted to Youtube, he notes that the numbers on the cover can be manipulated to form “666″ in just a few steps. Plus, after a few hours of scientific staring, he realized her boobs (or “twins,” as it were) are meant to symbolize the twin towers. From there, one need only notice to word “bomb” on the cover to see that 9/11 was an inside job. “They’re not even hiding it anymore, people, wake up!!!”

Because it’s possible to draw triangles on the image, it’s also clear the the White House, the Bank of London, and the Vatican are in cahoots with the Illuminati (symbolized her Kate’s belly button) in a cruel conspiracy to keep Kate Upton from dating you, because she is dating Barack Obama. Makes sense to me.

In reality, the video was made by a group called Cassius Clay Comedy, and is a perfect satire of the wild extrapolations conspiracy theorists will make to arrive at their desired conclusions. Or maybe it was just too earth-shattering a revelation to be in a sincere Youtube video, and that’s why it’s being presented in a comedic light. Who knows? Wake up, people!

(Via Youtube)

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