• Tue, Feb 26 2013

How To Prepare For Your First Orgy

roman orgyI’m not exactly sure what’s going on, but orgies are in the air. Maybe it’s the winter slowly coming to an end (although it’s still really cold in some places), or the fact that a full moon is in the sky; whatever it is, people not only have orgies on the brain, but orgies in which they’re attending. Perhaps orgies are back en vogue? Is this ancient Rome?

Unlike a threesome where there are just you and two other people, orgies are a party in which you’re basically walking into a situation where anything is possible. And even if you decide you’re more of a watcher that a doer, you’re probably going to see people doing things in the flesh that you’ve only seen in porn. The first time you see people fucking right in front you, it’s, well, weird to say the very least; and when you have sex knowing that someone else is right there watching, it’s even weirder. You almost feel like you have to put on a show, maybe even offer some side note about other things you can do: “I’m a great juggler… you know, if you want to bring me some oranges and we can make this a real circus performance.”

But once you’re able to put your hesitations aside, you can relax and have a good time. So how do you prepare for your first orgy? By not stressing out about your body, for starters.

Photo: Roman Orgy

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  • Sean

    What about a quick breath check? You don’t want to be the one person there who just ate an onion bagel…

    • Amanda Chatel

      Sean, “quick breath check,” is part of daily existence… not just orgy time. Get with the program, dude!

    • Sean

      In theory, yes. In practice, I spend all day speaking to people in professional situations that clearly didn’t get that memo.

  • porporina

    I thought this was going to maybe be a joke-y thing making fun of people who attend orgies. I’m so pleased that it is in fact practical and honest advice instead! Hooray!