• Tue, Feb 26 2013

What Advice Would You Give Someone With This Sexual Fetish?

Billie Piper

You know, I think I’m understanding of the fact that people like different things in the bedroom. But when this man wrote to an advice for column and shared his sexual fetish, I genuinely wondered if he was making it up. I wondered if he just came up with this to be hilarious. A man has written The Guardian’s advice column claiming:

I am a 23-year-old man and am obsessed with celebrity culture. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, I insist that she must wear a mask of one of the female celebrities who really turn me on, such as Billie Piper or Kimberley Walsh. My girlfriend isn’t too impressed with this, but goes along with it anyway. However, when she wants me to have sex with her when she is not wearing a mask, I don’t think I can, because I can only get turned on by the celebrities.

HE MAKES HER WEAR A BILLIE PIPER MASK. But, also, Secret Diary of a Call Girl is a pretty fun show. True story.

The columnist replied that:

Fetishistic sexuality is essentially based on a neurological pattern that is similar to that of obsessive thinking about anything else, including the impetus for compulsive behaviour. Such a thinking style is a bit like a hiccup of the brain, and in your case it happens to be sexually expressed.

Personally, I would advise him to solve this problem by beginning to date Billie Piper. She seems fun, and maybe she’d go for this. Barring that, maybe he could set his sights on lower level celebrities, like whoever is appearing in his community theater’s production of The Doll’s House.

Via TheFrisky, picture via Wikipedia Commons

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  • Sean

    I figured it out. We have to assume in context that he has both a Billie Piper and a Kimberley Walsh mask that he makes his girlfriend wear correct? What if she wore both side by side, like some sort of two-faced Kimberley/Billie Janus?

    One of two things will happen. Either he’ll be completely turned off by the image, curing him of the fetish, or he’ll be so turned on his head explodes.

    Either way, problem solved.

  • Cheri

    I can understand the Billie Piper thing. Dang, that woman.

  • http://beckandherkinks.com/ Beck

    Story doesn’t seem very real, but wouldn’t the logical answer be to film his girlfriend in a movie where she plays a celebrity? Then his girlfriend is the fantasy, therefore no longer has to wear a mask.