"You'll earn far more than other girls." And all you'll have to do is wear these animal ears and this rabbit tail and pretend to like it when creepy old dudes slap your ass as a compliment.
You could totally get, like, a pretty person job. Not, like, a model, but you know, a cocktail waitress in a humiliating costume or something.
"You'll earn far more than other girls." And all you'll have to do is wear these animal ears and this rabbit tail and pretend to like it when creepy old dudes slap your ass as a compliment.
"Bunnies have been models, college coeds, actresses, dancers, stewardesses, teachers, or secretaries." What, no nuclear physicists?
A bunny works a 40-hour work week(!!!) Doesn't that sort of negate one of the benefits of working at a bar, i.e. having time and resources to do the shit you really care about?
Then again, you do get to "live in comfort, patronize exclusive shops and travel in style," so maybe it's worth it.
Fun things you get to do include taking pictures, having your picture taken, selling crap, and leaning suggestively over in front of Tony Curtis.
Lots of people will see you in your cool new furry costume!
You might even get to wear said furry costume in front of famous people/
Cheer up those who've been wounded in America's wars of empire.
"A Bunny Mother is stationed in every Club to counsel Bunnies on hair styling make-up and the fine points of poise and charm." Just like in a modern day strip club!
No Fran Dreschers allowed! :(
I think I would check off "other" and write "pineapple!"
DO YOU MEASURE UP TO BUNNY STANDARDS?
