• Wed, Feb 27 2013

Wed Bed Dead: F*cking People Just To Steal Their Phones

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our our excellent web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, they’re discussing famed fictional millionaires: Wall Street‘s Gordon Gekko, American Psycho‘s Patrick Bateman and Fifty Shades of Grey‘s Christian Grey. They’re doing this mainly because Jennifer has been in love with Gordon Gekko since childhood (which is pretty disturbing). Of course, Gekko doesn’t come across as much less appealing than his brethren: a murderous psychopath and sexually manipulative headcase. What to do?

Then again, if you bed Gekko, all this could be yours:

gordon-gekko-phone

Tune in every Wednesday at 1:00 for new episodes of Wed Bed Dead… and don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel.

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  • MR

    Well at least it wasn’t Vader. :) I like the scene where Bud’s borrowing money from his dad, cause he can’t pay the rent. I could tell you stories about Wall Street, but what I know from players insight is limited to bond and foreign exchange trading. Understanding Macroeconomic flows leaves little room for insider trades.