• Thu, Feb 28 2013

Breaking News: We’re All A Bunch Of Lying, Thieving Jerks

LIAR.

LIAR.

It’s true! So, don’t you look at yourself in the mirror and try to convince yourself otherwise. OK? Great. Especially when it comes to the whole online dating thing, people lie all the time. I know if I had an online dating profile, I’d totally lie and say I’m 5’11″ with a winning personality. HAHAHAHA. No, I seriously would.

A new survey released by WhatsYourPrice.com an online website where men rolling in the dough bid on dates with women [insert eye roll], found that a 1/3 of New Yorkers lie in the their profiles. Who’s shocked? I know I am. I’ve never met a liar — espcially a New Yorker who lies!

Of the 19,500 members surveyed the top five most honest cities are:

1. Men Houston 95% Women Charlotte 93%
2. Men Phoenix 94% Women Houston 92%
3. Men Boston 92% Women Minneapolis 90%
4. Men Pittsburgh 91% Women Seattle 90%
5. Men Chicago 91% Women Phoenix 89%

Aw, the south! It must be those southern manners I’ve seen in all those John Grisham movies! However, the rest of the cities just love to lie about everything from their age to career to weight… basically you name it. But the worst offender of all are the New Yorkers who lie about everything — every-single-fucking-thing. Bad, New Yorkers! I thought we were trying to change that?

Call me crazy, but there’s no way in hell I’d want to be on a website where rich men bid on women. It not only sounds weird, but degrading. But hey, people find love where they can. Just keep in mind that the dude who claims to make $3.5 million a year and has the jawbone of Ryan Gosling, but might look like that awkward cousin in your family — you know, the one no one invites to family gathers. Sounds like an awesome first date to me!

Via Jezebel

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