• Thu, Feb 28 2013

How To Know If You Completely Suck At Flirting

4-flirt_lgI can’t flirt. Or, if we’re to be truly honest, I suck at flirting. I standby this, because I know it’s true. Although some of my friends like to argue me on it, they’re wrong. Just because I have more than a few one-night stands in my history doesn’t mean I can flirt. It just means that I get to a point in the conversation with the dude to whom I’m talking and blatantly ask, “Do you want to fuck?” That’s what someone who can’t flirt do. Some have it, while others do not. I am one of those who do not.

While I like to dream of a day where I can flirt with the suaveness of my friends, I’m not sure it will ever come to be. If I haven’t figured it out my now, I probably never will. Seriously; I should have mastered this shit at 13 years old.

I may not be able to tell you how to flirt, but I can definitely tell you what you’re doing wrong and what you should avoid. So, don’t be like me; learn how to flirt as soon as you can if you haven’t already. It’s actually a skill worth having.

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  • Tania

    Not only can I not flirt, I can’t recognise when I’m being flirted with. It’s kind of embarrassing, but I’ve tried to learn and haven’t managed to. I’m almost 28, I think I’ve given up.

  • Sean

    Flirting sucks. I can’t do it either.

    I say we all just revert to elementary school and pass little pieces of paper with “Do you like me Y or N” on it.

  • http://SommelierinSneakers.blogspot.com/ SomminSneakers

    And this whole time I just thought I sucked at hitting on you!