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Shelved Dolls: The Sad Tale Of Jean Harlow

Her greatest role may have been in 1933 as a gold-digging young wife in Dinner at Eight, a drama which revolves around the personal problems of everyone leading up to a socialite’s dinner. The  butler goes to jail for trying to punch the chauffer over a maid, and that is by far the most humorous moment in the film. Every other moment in the film is about people dying. Or having to leave the people they are in love with, and then dress up and go to dinner.

It’s one of my favorite movies.

We’re going to talk about it some more!

So, Jean Harlow has a great, memorable through-the-ages moment in that movie in which, at the end, she turns to a woman and haughtily declares that she never goes sunbathing because she can’t expose her skin. Then she turns around to reveal a gown that is cut so low in the back it nearly reaches her buttocks.

The final exchange in Dinner at Eight, between Marie Dressler (playing the aging femme fatale Carlotta) and Jean Harlow (Kitty, the gold digging blonde) is one of the best in movie history. It runs:

Kitty: I was reading a book the other day.

Carlotta: Reading a book?

Kitty: Yes. It’s all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?

Carlotta: Oh, my dear, that’s something you need never worry about.

Incidentally, this was how she looked in the trailer for that movie. She looked like she was oozing sex out of her pores:

jean harlow

Also, naked. She looked like she was oozing sex and being naked.

Basically, it’s a really good movie, and Jean Harlow is excellent in it. No New Yorker critic would take issue with her performance in that, I hope.

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  • Stella

    This was a really interesting read, but it drove me crazy that there were few dates and ages given. In what year was Harlowe born? In what year did she move to Hollywood the first time? How old was she when she died? I found one clue–she was 18 in 1929–near the end of the second page of the story and had to do the math. Don’t make a lazy, but curious, reader work so hard, please!

    • http://www.facebook.com/karen.valdivia Karen Valdivia

      26 years old. Freaking.26.years.old.

  • JC Boston

    One comment – she died on June 7, 1937, not July as reported in the article. Otherwise, a nice read.

  • Minbee

    Jeez, who edits these things? MESS.

  • S.

    I love William Powell. One Christmas, I watched all the Thin Man movies and wanted to pluck my eyebrows as thin as Myrna Loy”s. I never really knew much about him, other than he looked exactly like everyone’s rascally uncle. So this was a great read!

    Also: Turn Shelved Dolls into a book please? I will buy it. I will make the 6 people I actually like in the world buy it also.

  • Emily

    This Shelved Dolls made me feel particularly sad :(