Kate Upton Has A Russian ‘Mail Order Bride’ Doppelgänger


I’m not sure if I have some sort of weird face or something, but for years, literally everyone I meet tells me I look “exactly” like somebody else they know or have seen in entertainment. Sometimes, this was flattering (Kate Winslet in Eternal Sunshine? Cool/sad/cool!) and sometimes, this was not (today, I got told I look like Cruella de Vil crossed with somebody’s grandma). However, if there is anybody I think would be an A+ grade to be the doppelgänger of, it’s probably somebody along the lines of Kate Upton. Why? Because chiquita has a lovely hair, great teeth, a bizarrely good dancing style and apparently a forcefield inside of her skin to protect all her insides from freezing in Antarctica. Fortunately for Upton’s look alike, she’s already used to the bitter cold of another part of the world: Russia.

A woman named Ania from Moscow who, in her Twitter info, calls herself a “mail order bride in training” is apparently the Kate Upton look alike you’ve all (or, at least a few people) been waiting for. Ania posted a photo of herself looking so very similar to Upton in her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover photo, along with the caption, ”Me as Kate Upton.” She did the whole topless-under-giant-jacket look, even getting the pose pinpointed right down to the hands.


After the model herself retweeted the photo along with the added comment, “amazing!”, the Upton-obsessed world decided that a Kate Upton look alike was awesome and therefore began excitedly obsessing (NSFW) over her. Rather than respond to attention floods in the typical American manner of then beginning to use every social media outlet ever and getting a reality show, the sudden rush of admiration seems to have prompted Ania to make her tweets private. So, any creepers hoping that the pair might someday do a crazy clone-themed photo shoot: you’re outta luck, guys.

[via Gawker]

Photos: Judy Eddy/WENN.com, Twitter.

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    • Rachel

      She’s actually better looking than Kate Upton. I never really understood the obsession with her, she’s very average.

      • john

        average? you must be blind, or jealous

      • http://www.facebook.com/naomi.kashinsky Naomi Kashinsky

        If she’s your idea of “average”, you must live in the midst of an isolated colony of models-in-training.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Duke-LaCroix/100001050195169 Duke LaCroix

      I like the russia chick better. Her breasts are so fine


      Umm, I don’t think that it’s “some sort of weird face or something”. There;s more to her, um I mean more to the situation than that.

      • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

        I was referring to my own face with that sentence, not Kate Upton’s.