Special Oz The Great And Powerful Wed Bed Dead: “It’s Weird To F*ck Lions”

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our our excellent web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, in honor of* the upcoming Oz the Great And Powerful, they’re discussing the famously bereft trio that accompanies Dorothy on her journey to Oz: the Tin Man, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion. Oh, but “It’s weird to fuck lions!” you may be saying under you breath?

Well. That’s very decent of you. You are way ahead of the game.

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*By “in honor of,” we really mean “we don’t have a lot of ideas.”

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    • Candace

      Ok it’s weird to fuck lions.

      But what if they’re animated? Because Scar is, like, the sexiest. And I’d do it with Simba. And Mufasa.

      That’s normal, right?

      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

        I think even Jennifer would make an exception for Scar. Jen?

      • Kit

        Scar is sexy purely by virtue of Jeremy Irons.

        Adult Simba, however, just seems like a catch.

      • http://twitter.com/JenAshleyWright Jennifer Wright

        Jeremy Irons. I would fuck Scar in the hopes of breaking through to Jeremy Irons.

    • Kristi

      In the rubric of the game, it’s perfectly acceptable to fuck lions.

      If there’s a lion in play, fuck him away.

    • Peeta

      Reeeeeaallly hoping this comment thread devolves into “world’s sexiest lions” anarchy.

    • Katie

      The idea of “trick[ing] out” the Tin Man has ruined what was left of my childhood.

      (it was mostly obliterated by Simpsons-themed porn).

    • Tara

      The Tin Man’s nose looks like a giant blackhead. I would lose my mind.

      So, I think it’s respectable to fuck the lion.

    • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

      And this is how I know I’m a nerd: with all this talk of banging Tin Man, I’m like “Well, Data was fully functional…I can’t see why Tin Man wouldn’t be too.”

      TNG 4 lyfe.

      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff


        (PS: I can’t watch the scene in Independence Day where Brent Spiner dies)

      • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

        I read to “Independence Day” and then started yelling NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE out loud because I knew what you were going to say and already couldn’t deal with it. Data is my favourite and TNG is the best ever. I will hijack entire conversations–as I have done here!–just to talk about it. Such is my love,

      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

        We really, really get each other on this one.

      • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

        Article pitch: Lwaxana Troi, secret style icon.

      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

        We’d publish that.

      • http://helloalle.com/ Alle

        Shiny fabrics. Wigs. Hitting on dudes constantly. She’s the greatest.

        I know what I’m doing with the rest of my afternoon, is what I’m saying.

      • theworldofmarla

        Going to weddings in the buff… I always thought that if that wasn’t a Betazoid tradition, she’d have done it anyway.

        I know y’all love TNG; don’t forget DS9. Odo: “Every 16 hours I turn into a liquid.” Lwaxana: “I can swim.”

      • http://helloalle.com/ Alle


      • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff


    • Lo

      Article: House Baratheon’s new words.

    • Fabel

      Never stop cursing, Ashley. You do it so well. (Also, Aslan FTW. Definitely not weird to fuck Aslan. The 1979 cartoon version.)