Fucking finally. I still remember when we asked men why they kept telling women to smile, and they didn’t really have any good answers, but nor did I have a really good answer for how to make that stop happening. Here. Here is the answer. At long last. This is how you stop that exchange from happening all the time.
The description of the sweatshirt runs:
“Smile, girl. You’re too pretty to let your own feelings interfere with my viewing pleasure.” — asofterworld.com
Sick of the “smile, beautiful” shit that guys on the street, mistakenly, think is flattering? Want to dissuade the creepy dude at the gas station from telling you that you’re too pretty to scowl like that? This is the sweatshirt for you.
When we get them in the mail in a few weeks we can compare notes re: how many dudes call us bitches.
It’s available at the Hannahisawful Etsy shop for $24.99. It’s only available for pre-order now, but you should send off for one immediately. Because at one time or another, this is something every woman has wanted, and you’re going to kick yourself for not wearing one.
Also, you know, I hope seeing this made you smile, beautiful.
Picture via Hannahisawful