• Wed, Mar 6 2013

Taylor Swift Admits She’s Afraid Of Becoming “Awful And Intolerable” (Ruh Roh)

Taylor Swift Brit Awards

Taylor Sift at the Brit Awards last month

Taylor Swift is currently assaulting magazine racks everywhere with her peculiar brand of pert marshmallow fluff and ruthless obliviousness. She covers the April issue of InStyle UK and gives a rather extraordinary quote about her greatest fear–though it’s not, sadly, winding up in Hell right alongside Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Prepare to put your microscope to the brain of Taylor Swift, and see more than the songbirds, charm bracelets and pastel kittens you expected. Presented without comment:

What I worry about is that I never want to end up kind of a self-centred, vain human being.

‘My fears circle around me making the wrong choices and messing this up for myself. I don’t wanna end up being awful and intolerable. Alone. Laying in a marble bathtub by myself, like sad, with a glass of wine just complaining that my life ended up alone because I pushed everyone away because I thought I was too good to hang out with anybody.

‘The typical Hollywood sad cliché of the poor lonely starlet with no one because she put up all these walls and didn’t trust anyone.

‘That’s my fear. And that’s why I live my life the way I live my life because I’d so much rather feel everything than end up like that.’

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(via the Daily Mail)

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  • Katie

    Her worst fear is drinking wine in a marble bathtub?

    Even her neuroses are comically out of touch.

    • Cee

      I know! That is my dream! Seriously? This is the worst thing that can happen to you? I just cannot like her, at all.

    • http://thegloss.com/ Ashley Cardiff

      Drinking while bathing rules.

      A Shower Beer, in particular, is often the difference between a good day and a great one. Someone should tell Taylor Swift.

    • Cee

      Yes! Shower Beer! I have been trying to transfer this in bath form, possibly to Bath Cake or Bath Cocktail, cleanliness and indulgence, particularly drinking go hand in hand.

    • Fabel

      Right? This sounded more like a fantasy than a “worst fear”—drinking in a marble bath rub, really? Not dipping into irrelevance & living on the street? (Not that I think that’d happen to her, but at least that’s a over-the-top fear I could understand)

  • gemma

    I’m actually beginning to worry about her, she’s so delusional.

    • marie

      What if she actually gets help and becomes a sane, talented, kind human being? Who will we make fun of?

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      Dibs on Mayer!

  • Sean

    So…is her next album going to be about realizing she’s a dick, hitting rock bottom, and trying to be a better person?

    Wait, John Mayer beat her to THAT too.

  • Hall

    It really sounds like the girl is a little overprotected. She’s so out of touch & has these really silly “fears”. It sounds like something a 14 year old who’s watched too many movies & wants to impress her friends would say. Maybe mom/dad/management has done too good of a job keeping her in a bubble.

  • http://www.facebook.com/katrihaas Katri Haas

    Uggh, she’s the worst.

  • Cee

    Wow. She describes herself as a typical rom com character, who would have ever guessed?
    Self-centered and vain- Writing and performing songs talking about your exes in front of them. Calling anyone out who “hurts her feelings.” Having her fans bully them Justin Bieber-esque on Twitter, pretty much egging on her fans to do so the same way.

    Making the wrong choices- John Mayer, buying homes next to boys shes dated for a month
    Awful and intolerable- Wow, where to begin?
    Too good to hang out with anybody- Well who would hang out with you when you talk shit?
    Honestly, the bath is the least of your worries, Taylor.

  • vnally

    Is it weird that I feel bad for her? She’s afraid of pushing everyone away and that’s kind of exactly what the kind of behavior she’s been exhibiting lately will lead to, what with the badmouthing exes in public and generally being unclassy towards other women and girls in her songs and interviews.

    It’s sort of like reading the beginning of Oedipus and thinking, “aw, poor dude should stop wishing death on whoever killed the previous king of Thebes cuz that was totally him.”

    …Not that I do that or anything.

  • Layla D

    The irony…it burns!

  • Newt

    She’s already awful and intolerable.

  • Boosker

    “This is a story about a girl named Lucky.”

    • Choo

      YESSSSSSS…….

  • Lisa

    “Awful and Intolerable”, sorry Taylor you are already there.