You know it’s a slow news day when what’s considered “news-worthy” is Kourtney Kardashian‘s bangs. (And let’s all eye-roll together, shall we?)
The reality star, and one-third of the most annoying sister trio to ever exist, decided it was time to spice up her look and go all Michelle Obama with her hair. Granted, her bangs aren’t as thick and certainly not as amazing as Obama’s, but that goes back to the whole Jell-O versus crème brûlée thing. I think we all know who is who in this edition.
Along with sporting these new bangs, Kardashian got herself some highlights to go with the new look, both courtesy of hairstylist Peter Savic. Savic has also had his way with the mops of such stars as Cameron Diaz and Demi Moore, but you’re not really fancy or anything special until you cut the hair of a Kardashian. Savic should be getting an award of some sort in the mail any day now to certify that he has truly arrived.
So, what do we think of Kourtney’s bangs? (Every time I type her name, a part of me dies.) Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Or have we reached a point with these Kardashians that we just no longer give a fuck and you’ll all pay me a dollar if I never mention any of them again? Hell, I’ll cease for free, because I love you all that much.
Do I need to remind you that bangs were so hot until this happened?