Don’t Ever Date Men Who Tell You ‘Not To Give That Pussy Away’


In case you need a reminder, any dude who thinks he owns your vagina is not the dude for you.* And since I know none of you need a reminder: Chris Brown is still an asshole in every way. Naturally, douchery loves company, so Brown has decided to pursue converting all men in his presence towards the same sexist, outdated attitudes he still exudes.

At Emerson Theater in Hollywood last Thursday, Brown chose to go on an expletive-filled rant directed at men regarding how they should treat their girlfriends. It goes a little something like this:

“Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female. If you’re not an insecure n***a and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. You gotta say that one thing to her and I made this shit up, [sings] don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby! It’s mine babe, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy, baby. It’s mine, girl, it’s mine, girl, it’s mine. … so you better not give it away! So every person in this motherfucking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her, or she might fuck another n***a.”

Gross, shitty and entirely unsurprising, right? Also, as News One caught, this sounds peculiarly familiar. Behold, a tweeted photo by Rihanna from December:




I won’t even go into the fucked up ironies surrounding him gifting her a choker, but I think it’s safe to say that Brown’s favorite line is sick, and it shows just how little he has changed.

Obviously, Brown is a complete and utter moron to most people of sound mind and decent memory; what worries me are those who idolize him or, at the very least, think he’s cool in some way. The young women who think that this ownership attitude is romantic because they think Brown is dreamy and the young men who believe that thinking you own your partner’s genitals (or any part of the body). This little rant served as yet another sign that we all need to collectively toss Brown from celebritydom.

Oh, and for those of you wondering why I chose this photo rather than one of Brown himself, it’s because this semi-demonic cat with strikingly long ear hair is infinitely more appealing to all of you than another of one of the most vile celebrities to walk the world at this exact moment. Plus, I’m just sick of Chris Brown’s face. Only after finishing did I realize the double entendre going down, but I have decided to keep the kitty cat up there.

*Unless you have a consensual sub/dom relationship and this is something you’ve given permission regarding.

Photo: starmanseries / Flickr

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    • Eve Vawter

      I’m trying so hard to figure out what tune he sang the “don’t give that pussy away” song to, and I can only come up with Row, Row, Row your boat.

      • Alle

        “Donnnn’t give that pussy awaaay, don’tgivethatpussy awaaaaaay…”

      • Samantha Escobar

        @EveVawter:disqus @helloalle:disqus Ahahah I love it. I wish this were on the radio now.

      • Alle

        @EveVawter:disqus @facebook-1358220094:disqus TO YOUTUBE!

      • ktree

        Dammit, that’s stuck in my head now!

    • Whatever

      Maybe he and Rihanna have a ‘consensual sub/dom relationship’ actually I don’t think that would be far from the truth considering she has publicly expressed her love and admiration for S&M both “privately”, and publicly in an annoying pop song.

      This comment, however, is not made to dismiss what Brown said on stage as gross.

      • Samantha Escobar

        I know whatcha mean, although I don’t think she would have reported having him beat the living daylights out of her had it been at all consensual (also, I don’t think he would’ve beat the living daylights out of her like that). :(

    • ktree

      I don’t get why either of them is famous. They both act like adolescents who get too much attention for having sex and saying bad words. So the violent jackass who beat the shit out of you bought you a choker and told you not to fuck other people, there’s a shocker. And while that bizarre, disgusting rant turns my stomach it’s not exactly suprising that he thinks he owns her. Or that he feels the need to tell other men to tell their girlfriends not to have sex with other people.

    • bootybootyhoehoe

      What if.. what if Rhianna loves cock and cant stop fucking random dudes all the time? There is as much “macho” bullshit as there is “im a women i do what i want” mentality. Women are MUCH MUCH easily manipulated than guys. Women read so much crap from magazines and sites (like this one), they grow up reading 7teen FFS. Guys dont look up to celebs (expect for black gentlemen, they are weird.. they really believe the whole gangsta with money and big booty hoe story..pretending to be drug dealers with blingbling and shit wtf). Most guys dont even listen to pop music, they dont give a fuck about Chris Brown.

      • GiveItAwayNow

        I think he should be trayvonned with all da rest of dem dawg

    • GiveItAwayNow

      What part of FolthyNigger do you fail to understand. with an 89% illegitimacy rate seems like alot of NiggerSnatch is being given away.

      • GiveItAwayNow


      • LAMO

        Shut you fucking moron, you’re the only filthy nigger here white boy.

    • Cris

      Love the virulent racism this topic always spawns #SarcasmButton. Reason #1 chris brown will always be famous…i hate ppl that hate him more than i can dislike that imbelcle

    • JoeSchmoe50

      So, according to your logic, because Chris Brown is an idiot you should prove him wrong by giving your pussy away. Often.
      Yeah, it’s that kind of ignorance that males depend on to keep having consequence-free sex through the ages. Biology trumps wishful thinking. Every time. Otherwise we’d have a single father crisis instead of, you now, so many single moms.
      Self-respect. It really is that simple.