In case you need a reminder, any dude who thinks he owns your vagina is not the dude for you.* And since I know none of you need a reminder: Chris Brown is still an asshole in every way. Naturally, douchery loves company, so Brown has decided to pursue converting all men in his presence towards the same sexist, outdated attitudes he still exudes.
At Emerson Theater in Hollywood last Thursday, Brown chose to go on an expletive-filled rant directed at men regarding how they should treat their girlfriends. It goes a little something like this:
“Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female. If you’re not an insecure n***a and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. You gotta say that one thing to her and I made this shit up, [sings] don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby! It’s mine babe, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy, baby. It’s mine, girl, it’s mine, girl, it’s mine. … so you better not give it away! So every person in this motherfucking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her, or she might fuck another n***a.”
Gross, shitty and entirely unsurprising, right? Also, as News One caught, this sounds peculiarly familiar. Behold, a tweeted photo by Rihanna from December:
I won’t even go into the fucked up ironies surrounding him gifting her a choker, but I think it’s safe to say that Brown’s favorite line is sick, and it shows just how little he has changed.
Obviously, Brown is a complete and utter moron to most people of sound mind and decent memory; what worries me are those who idolize him or, at the very least, think he’s cool in some way. The young women who think that this ownership attitude is romantic because they think Brown is dreamy and the young men who believe that thinking you own your partner’s genitals (or any part of the body). This little rant served as yet another sign that we all need to collectively toss Brown from celebritydom.
Oh, and for those of you wondering why I chose this photo rather than one of Brown himself, it’s because this semi-demonic cat with strikingly long ear hair is infinitely more appealing to all of you than another of one of the most vile celebrities to walk the world at this exact moment. Plus, I’m just sick of Chris Brown’s face. Only after finishing did I realize the double entendre going down, but I have decided to keep the kitty cat up there.
*Unless you have a consensual sub/dom relationship and this is something you’ve given permission regarding.
Photo: starmanseries / Flickr