• Wed, Mar 13 - 1:30 pm ET

Kim Kardashian: Still Pregnant, Now With Bigger Lips

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Oh, Kim Kardashian. The reality television star/one woman super-brand (or, as we like to call her, simply, The Adversary) is still pregnant, flitting about, living her usual reality TV stunt life.

Part of said stunt life is to ensure there’s a constant stream of reminders she exists–via various social media channels–because if people forget she’s there… she’ll die. One such responsibility of this high volume narcissism is to upload meaningless short videos in which she talks about absolutely fucking nothing. The above screenshot is from a recent video–which she apparently thought necessary to post to the internet–in which she complains about being tired and bored. CONTENT.

Upon posting the video, a slew of Kardashian followers–usually just vacuously grateful for any message from the mothership–started commenting about her lips. Which struck us, because we too thought they looked more inflated than usual (we just assumed we were being dicks, though).

Now, the Daily Mail is hot on the trail, concern-trolling as they are wont–or, at least, it seemed like they were going to until they just segued into shaming Kardashian for her pregnancy weight gain.

Anyway. You’re probably not supposed to get Botox (or other cosmetic procedures) while pregnant. You’re also probably not supposed to be surprised by any new lows in human decency achieved by a Kardashian.

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  • Nikola

    The Kardashians are the ONE problem in the world that will get better if we all just agree to start ignoring it.

    Here’s the game plan: recognize that racism/sexism are still serious problems and cause fuck-tons of inequality, and work on correcting that problem instead of ignoring it, and because that will probably take up more of our time, we should just start ignoring the Kardasians, and that will probably make them go away on their own. Two birds, one stone?

    Sound good? Anybody? anybody?

    oh, ok…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Youwer/100002205425732 John Youwer

      They will never go away. Know why, because lazy fat women sit on their butts and watch the Kardashian’s crappy show. Until these stupid women get boyfriends or a life, they will continue to watch the Kardashian’s losers on TV.

  • Cee

    But..but..but…wasn’t she going to be more private?! *weep*

    • http://www.facebook.com/sameurysm Samantha Escobar

      It’s basically private because she didn’t include a cutout dress in the shot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rhys.branman Rhys Branman

    Truthfully, that is a very odd photo of Ms Kardashian. It looks like she had lip augmentation, as many, many women do, however, the photo is so distorted it is unfair to comment. That’s kind of cheating, don’t you think?

    Dr Rhys Branman
    Little Rock Cosmetic Surgery Center

  • mikalalala

    not attractive at all, she looks like she had a cold swore and it swelled her lower lip, she does and says anything to try and stay in press

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martha-Guzman/100000072789535 Martha Guzman

    She does love to be in front of a camera for whatever reason she can invent…….so what! her bottom lip is blown up…..geezz! Kim, don’t you anything better to do with your time then constantly be struttin for the cameras? Time to give it a break as reporting your every move, thought, aliment, weight gain, blah!blah!blah! is as boring as watching paint dry. Still trying to figure out just what is her claim to fame?????

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/BJ4APX4IBUK6GR42MGJDKX3ZCA Sandra

    Big ass, big lips, hmmmm are we surprised !!!

  • Dgray

    I know KK is going to be a mother but I cannot picture her being a Mommy…way to self-absorbed!

  • Red Ryger

    Come on, we know what makes her lips swell, sure he isn’t complaining.

  • NoFan

    Why is it that everywhere you go, this classless, talentless, waste of skin is plastered all over the place? Who gives a rats ass about her pregnancy? Newsflash Miss Kartrashian..you are not the first woman to ever be pregnant, so why must we be subjected to every single ugly outfit you try squeezing your “almost needs it own license plate butt” into? How about dressing the role? Realize that someday your spawn is going to see these photo’s. Bullying is a hard thing for a kid to have to go thru. Bad enough we have to see it, imagine the poor kid. Can’t you just go away? Please??