Oh, Kim Kardashian. The reality television star/one woman super-brand (or, as we like to call her, simply, The Adversary) is still pregnant, flitting about, living her usual reality TV stunt life.
Part of said stunt life is to ensure there’s a constant stream of reminders she exists–via various social media channels–because if people forget she’s there… she’ll die. One such responsibility of this high volume narcissism is to upload meaningless short videos in which she talks about absolutely fucking nothing. The above screenshot is from a recent video–which she apparently thought necessary to post to the internet–in which she complains about being tired and bored. CONTENT.
Upon posting the video, a slew of Kardashian followers–usually just vacuously grateful for any message from the mothership–started commenting about her lips. Which struck us, because we too thought they looked more inflated than usual (we just assumed we were being dicks, though).
Now, the Daily Mail is hot on the trail, concern-trolling as they are wont–or, at least, it seemed like they were going to until they just segued into shaming Kardashian for her pregnancy weight gain.
Anyway. You’re probably not supposed to get Botox (or other cosmetic procedures) while pregnant. You’re also probably not supposed to be surprised by any new lows in human decency achieved by a Kardashian.














