You’ve probably always suspected that life does not end the moment you get married, as Disney movies would generally lead you to believe. Paint – who hopefully Disney will not sue, and will achieve some measure of fame out of this – has a very impressively rendered update to all of the Disney princess stories. As you probably expect, things don’t work out completely happy for Ariel, Jasmine, Belle and Pocahontas. Wow, do they ever not work out well. It’s pretty sad for Ariel when she finds out that she’s going to be eating all of her fish friends. It’s likewise pretty sad for Jasmine when she finds out about Guantanamo Bay.
Really, all of them have some pretty sad surprises in store.
Life is rough out here in 3D. As, again, you had probably already come to suspect when you realized that no manner of birds were going to help you do any of your household chores. Not even parrots, who seem like they’d be useful.
And, even if you do love the idea that being virtuous and singing to small woodland equals a lifetime of happiness, you can appreciate the updates on some classic songs. Especially the much darker revamp on Prince Ali (which really was the best Disney song, if you’re keeping track or anything).