• Fri, Mar 15 2013

Red Carpet Rundown: Everything Was Sufficiently ‘Meh’ At The Spring Breakers Premiere

Spring Breakers is a film about young women on spring break, so everybody was required to wear one of these four bikinis to the premiere no matter what.

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Okay, I’m just kidding, but given the amount of coverage that has been given to this film regarding all the boobs and bathing suits, I feel as though that might have actually occurred if everybody’s publicists just decided to say, “F it.” Of course, given that Selena Gomez wore a tropical bra to the SXSW premiere and nearly everybody looked silly at the Paris one, I’m not sure swimsuits were so far off on the possibility scale.

In all actuality, the actors from the film, as well as the rest of attendees to last night’s Spring Breakers premiere at the Arclight in Hollywood, wore plenty of non-bikini attire to on the red carpet. Of course, that does not necessarily mean it was all good fashion, but we’ll let you see for yourself.

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First of all, and perhaps most importantly, this is what Marilyn Manson wore. And now you know.

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Vanessa Hudgens and one of her legs showed up. Also, an ostrich.

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Ashley Benson wore a shapeless, kinda “blah” dress. It reminds me of a less-tennis ball version of Chloe Grace Moretz‘s dress from the People’s Choice Awards.

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…But on the bright side, her makeup looked wonderful.

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Of this bunch, I feel like I only ever really like Rachel Korine‘s outfits. They always fit her beautifully and look fantastic (though I’m not stoked on her makeup).

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Selena Gomez went for deep, flowing and scarlet.

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Although it looks a little odd from the side. Perhaps too much cutout pattern? I’m not sure how I feel yet.

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James Franco squinted a lot while wearing a suit. Until the movie started, he didn’t even realize he was at an event.

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Actress Bella Thorne went for an all-pink palette which I would’ve found kind of adorable, except those shoes make my cry.

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Edward James Olmos showed up looking like Edward James Olmos because he damn well felt like it, and that’s that, you crazy spring kiddies.

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Benson’s Pretty Little Liars co-star Shay Mitchell chose a black and white palette. I always love seeing Mitchell on the red carpet because she always looks like she knows just how silly and stupid big celebrity events are.

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Eva Amurri went for a bright sheath dress in a hue I can’t decide between loving and hating. She was smart to wear nude shoes, though, so I’m gonna go with “love.”

Spring-Breakers-premiereCara Santana and Jesse Metcalfe John Roland went fairly casual.

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Ashley Tisdale, who is apparently still famous, wore a web of red and black.

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Modern Family‘s Sarah Hyland looked lovely in a structured light blue, mint and cream dress. I may hate the peplum, as I hate all peplums, but I think she looks great.

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Harmony Korine looks rather uncomfortable and out of place here.

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Or maybe Harmony Korine just always look uncomfortable out of place?

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Or maybe whomever the hell these two dudes are just make everyone look uncomfortable and out of place.

Spring-Breakers-premiereWho the F are these dudes? Oh, okay, thanks Vice.

As a pretty bit fan of Harmony Korine, I really want to see this movie despite the negative reviews, annoying soundtrack and every hilarious line I’ve read from the script. Seen it? Tell me stuff! I gave you a photo Marilyn Manson’s red glasses, consider some firsthand scoop on the film my payment.

Photos: WENN.com & Getty.

 

 

 

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  • Choo

    Oh man, I need some time for reflection on these twins. On the one hand, they make me feel kind of creepy-crawly. But then again, *I* am not dating them, and they seem happy and they really own what they are (calling themselves out on being materialistic, etc.), and everything is consensual, so… more power to them? Oh man, these guys need their own article.

  • gemma

    rachel korine is a class act. look at her. classin up the whole event

  • Lo McDev

    I went to the premiere at the Arclight on Friday….this movie was just awful. Seriously the trailer made it look like it could be a cult classic, but it was an epic fail! Best parts: James Franco talking about stuff and the use of Brit Brit’s song. That’s about all this movie had going for it. Serious lack of real character development, terrible acting, boring plot.

    On the bright side, I think Ashley Benson is stunning! Though she looks quite a bit like Ashley Greene w/ her darker hair.