You know, I am not entirely comfortable with these ads for Nair for Men that promise to remove their public hair. Why? This is why:
Everyone is disturbed by this man suddenly growing a clown wig out of his private parts, right? I feel like that is a question the doctor should be addressing seriously, because he has a terrible hair growth disorder that will probably not allow him to comfortably wear pants.
I do not think this doctor seemingly saying “here, just slap some Nair for Men on it is appropriate.”
But no, seriously, seeing a clown wig in anyone’s pubic region is distressing, it just is.
Also, I was not aware until this moment that men were concerned about their pubic hair enough to apply Nair to it. I guess I kind of though they would just trim it. Or maybe lop at it with a straight razor, like some sort of 19th century villain. Or just a sythe, like a 19th century communist villain, maybe? I don’t know how men tend to their pubic hair, which is apparently massive, like a topiary around their genitals.
God, I should really complain less the next time I go in for a bikini wax.
(Also, every time I have tried using Nair, it left a foul scent, which I think could come as a rather unwelcome surprise to some of the women men are using this to impress. Just a thought).
