Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To ‘Murder’ Her Vagina


In the past few years, Amanda Bynes has been acting strange. First, it was smoking pot in her car and driving drunk — not great behavior, but also not unexpected for a post-child actor. Then there were all those stories about her running around naked in tanning salons. Just couple weeks ago, she posted a photo on Twitter where she looks like an entirely different person. And now, there’s this:


Yeah, so, two questions:

  1. What does that even mean?
  2. What’s going on with Amanda Bynes?
  3. Why the hell hasn’t anybody taken away her cell phone and computer yet?

Okay, that was three, but the third inquiry was led into by the second. But really, this is certainly one of the stranger celebrity tweets, particularly because it’s at another well-known celebrity. I am assuming that she means she wants him to have sex with her vigorously, to put it in the simplest terms, but then, I have no idea what Amanda Bynes’ brain is thinking so I’m not entirely sure if that was actually her intended interpretation. All I know is that the girl seems to be acting odder than ever, and while LiLo has been getting the majority of America’s attention for lost and abandoned child stars lately, I can’t shake the slightly sad feeling that Bynes will be next float queen for that parade.

[via Jezebel]

Photo: Twitter

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    • Sean

      Drake is a rapper, and to “murder the mic” is to drop killer rhymes on the the track.

      Maybe she wants Drake to drop killer rhymes in her vagina? Maybe it has great acoustics?

      • Samantha Escobar

        Omg please let this be what she meant. Please, universe. I’ve been so good this year.

    • jamiepeck

      I prefer “RUIN MY PUSSY” which Sasha Grey was fond of saying. I mean, come on. That’s so fucked up! She’s a genius. My friends and I say it a lot to each other now.