Red Carpet Rundown: Everyone We Could Identify At The 2013 Kid’s Choice Awards

Nickelodeon's 26th Annual Kids' Choice Awards - Arrivals

The challenge in writing about the Kid’s Choice Awards–held over the weekend in LA–is that 1) we don’t mock children on the internet (even when their stylists had a big, dumb field day) and 2) we’re getting to the age where we have no fucking clue who half these people are.

Ahead, we give it out best shot with Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Alba, Johnny Depp and Ke$ha, sweet Ke$ha.

Jessica AlbaJessica Alba wore a printed thing with peculiarly chosen pumps.

Fergie kid's choice awardsFergie, too, wore a printed thing–but we kind of like her wacky oceanscape and electric sandals. Huh.

Kristen Wiig kid's choice awards Kristen Wiig may look slightly underdressed, but that’s only because a lot of B and C-listers use this event (and all of them) as an excuse to dress up like particularly foolish peacocks. Wiig can do no wrong and she looks great.

Nickelodeon's 26th Annual Kids' Choice Awards - Arrivals

Cody Simpson… or deep fried Justin Bieber?

Ashley Tisdale No matter what, no matter where you are in the world–if you listen closely, you can hear the faint, almost imperceptible sound of Ashley Tisdale trying to make Ashley Tisdale work.

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    • Mary Gilligan

      Kei$ha is such a skank but I kind of love that she and her little bro are doing a riff on Dumb and Dumber.

      • Tania

        I agree. They look stupid, but it’s adorable that they look stupid together.

    • Cee

      LOVE what Kiernan wore. Yes, I am a woman-child. Also, Kristen actually does look beautiful when she smiles. Ugh, stop smiling now, Kristen, I’m becoming attracted to you!

      • Ashley Cardiff

        Stewart was an A+ babe on this red carpet, I’d say.

        And it’s okay to like Kiernan’s dress–it’s a lovely rag & bone print, nothing woman child-y about it.

    • Jade

      Kesha is the best person at having fun

    • Natalie

      Who gets invited to this thing? I feel like it’s pretty random. Also, Katy Perry looked terrible and the dress thingy did not fit her right and was an awkward length. I’m pretty sure Kylie Jenner is just wearing a hoodie. So that’s weird and it was alarmingly short. I really like Lucy Hale’s outfit though, she looks age appropriate and normal. And I really just like things that look super comfy and that dress looked super comfy.