Ah, Coachella, a time for (particularly) clueless rich people to dress up like their idea of a ’60s bohemian and enjoy the latest major label chart-topping tunes from the comfort of cushy VIP pens.
Normally, we have a hard line about not making fun of off-duty (non red carpet) famous people, but most of these press-hungry jackasses relish Coachella as an opportunity to wear their cool poor person costume: a floppy hat, short shorts, shitloads of fringe, a leather headband, a $2000 handbag and–the best accessory–a big, dumb peace sign.
The worst offender at these things is almost always Vanessa Hudgens. This year, she got henna tattoos in preparation!
Although Audrina Patridge barely counts as a celebrity these days, she did bring a Popsicle, the second best accessory after a peace sign. Because it reminds people of blowjobs!
Ashley Benson also flashes a peace sign in this photoset, but we preferred this better view of her shirt: a bigger, meltier peace sign. Pink hair, too. Dope.
AnnaSophia Robb didn’t stop at one garland for her head–she felt her sunglasses needed their own goddamn garland, too.
Pause for a moment to take this in.
Ugh. Alessandra Ambrosio adorned in the weekend’s big doily trend.
Kelly Rowland wore a fanny pack. Also, camo.
But wait! There’s more…