That’s right, folks: Kim Kardashian really missed those cutouts she’s always been so fond of. Despite having a relatively good week — it’s not every week that Kate Middleton might (maybe sort of kind of probably not) like your show! — she had to go and ruin it with yet another ridiculous outfit showcasing her ability to ruin all ensembles.
I love denim-blazer combos, I think the heels look nice, her hair is pretty…but this cutout. This. F’ing. Crooked. Lace. Cutout. I know it’s small, but it’s absurd nonetheless. Here, let me find you a better angle of the thing…
It looks like she got bored with a lingerie teddy and read in a craft book from 1984 that lace cutouts were an easy way to “spice things up.” So, she drew on what appears to be a ripped maple leaf’s pattern, took a pair of extra-dull children’s scissors and went to town on the stomach portion of the garment without even putting it on first. I imagine glue sticks were involved in the application of the lace. I imagine Kris Jenner nodded with approval.
On the bright side, her makeup and hair actually looked pretty rad.
I’m a big fan of the braids, though they are a little Klingon-esque. The eyebrows aren’t overdone, her skin looks excellent, that lipstick is a beautiful color done so crisply here…it’d be a great look, if not for the Wet Seal lace netting over her stomach.
Then again, if her weird life and style is supposedly good enough for Middleton, I suppose it’s supposedly good enough for us.
Photo: Devone Byrd, PacificCoastNews.com