#Coachella is finished. The two-weekend long corporate music festival that draws rich pretend-bohemians from all over the country is, mercifully, over and done with until next year. Last weekend’s celebrity fashion show was predictably ridiculous, this weekend’s was actually a little more tame. Perhaps the attendees were exhausted from toggling to flash the peace sign while trying not to spill beer on their $2000 handbags?
Until next year.
This photo of Alessandra Ambrosio sums up everything about Coachella fashion. No, not the fringed bag, not the (Dolce & Gabbana, right?) eyelet shirt, not the oversized sunglasses or embellished cutoffs. The reason this is the most succinct expression of Coachella is that the model is wearing a panama hat, but carrying a floppy wide brimmed hat and a straw fedora.
Ambrosio brought her adorable daughter along.
Mischa Barton looked kind of bummed but we like her camel oxfords.
On the previous day, Barton wore a lot of different things. On a positive note, she is really pulling off the bold lipstick.
Remember Cisco Adler? No? Perfect.
Lucy Hale wore a really cute printed dress (/romper?) and sandals. We’ll let the cross embellishments, piles of bracelets and Lolita glasses slide because at least she isn’t wearing a goddamn flower garland on her head.
Jessica Alba surprised us by dressing like a normal person going to an outdoor show…
And impressed us with her low-key monastic look on another day.
Speaking of things that impress us: after all these years, Paris Hilton still manages to be the absolute worst.
(Photos via Wenn)