Wed Bed Dead: Aladdin Is The Most Uncomfortably Sexy Disney Movie

Hello there, Gloss fans! Welcome to this week’s episode of our web series Wed Bed Dead, in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff must decide the potentially very sexy fate of three chosen gentlemen (and occasionally ladies) (and, uh, animals). The show is a live action spin-off of their longrunning and delightful games of Fuck Marry Kill here on The Gloss.

This week, we’re discussing a few of the better known Disney princes: Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin from Aladdin and (wwwhhhhhyyy?) Eric from The Little Mermaid. The problems each choice presents are clear: Beast is a giant monster, Eric is a total d-bag and Aladdin wears a vest with nothing underneath. What to do? Will Beast’s enormous library put him ahead of the game? Or will all that erotic tension in Aladdin affect our decision making?

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    • Magda Nunez

      Aladdin is fine but he is no Prince of Egypt! That Moses was a beautiful piece of animation

      • Ashley Cardiff

        Wasn’t he voiced by Val Kilmer too?

      • Magda Nunez

        Google confirms that the voice of Moses was done by the Iceman himself.

      • Ashley Cardiff

        *Bites the air*

      • Ashley Cardiff
      • Magda Nunez

        Haha. That’s awesome. That’s exactly what I was thinking of too when I wrote that.

    • Zoe

      The blooper reel at the end nearly destroyed me.

      • Jennifer Wright

        Mad as hell, not gonna take it anymore.

    • Alle

      Wed: Eric (I guess? He loves dogs, I’d just be sure to keep him away from evil sea witches), bed Aladdin (huge babe, even in his Beiber pants), Dead the Beast (kidnapper with rage issues, and he DID NOT GIVE HER A LIBRARY, HE OPENED A DOOR).

      I think I might just really not like Beauty and the Beast in general.

    • Grown up

      Ugh this girls are retarted

      • Ashley Cardiff

        UNBALEEVABLY retarted.

    • ash

      All I can say is that Aladdin is my type to this day. Thick black hair and eyebrows? Check. Loves animals? Check. Big regal nose? Check. Lovable yet ultimately untrustworthy? Check and check. So hot.

      Aladdin and the Lion King were my absolute favorites growing up and I am uncomfortable with how they may have defined my sexuality. Correlation is not causation, I guess (hope)?

      • Ashley Cardiff

        Dark hair, excellent eyebrows and prominent noses? Rackish but good-hearted?

        You are me. Stop it.

    • MR

      Since the Beast has options. :) I’m sure he’d clear a couple of shelves for either of your books. But I doubt Ashley would get to read much.