There’s a pretty great post on Buzzfeed about why you are not actually Carrie Bradshaw fromÂ Sex and the City. Mostly because you know how computers work, and she absolutely did not. For instance, you turned this one on. I thought we might update this to make it equally clear that you are not Hannah Horvath fromÂ Girls.
You may be insecure, but you’re still doing better than this.
Your seduction techniques do not rely heavily upon dressing as if we you were thirteen and had just watched The Craft.
When your friend says they want to start a salon like Gertrude Stein, you do not assume they mean “for cutting hair.” Especially if you went to liberal arts school.
You do not buy a sad bundt cake for your dinner parties. You buy any other dessert.
You feel guilty taking money from your parents.
No, seriously, you understand that making your own money is part of being an adult.
Honestly, there are also no circumstances under which you’d wear shorteralls. Probably.
You would not immediately tell a total stranger this.
You would not steal a tip your parents left out for a cleaning lady.
When you travel, you do so with a suitcase, not a trash bag filled with clothing.
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